I could be taller, my hair could be shorter, I could be skinnier, I could read more, I could be more talented, I could have a job, I could love others more, my health could improve, I could be less flaky, I could grow out my nails, I could be less flirty, I could know more, I could make hastier decisions, I could have to not live off of Pepto Bismol, I could be prettier, I could be where I'm supposed to be, I could be patient, I could eat the rest of this giant chocolate penguin.
After a while "could" looks odd and inadequate.
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1-you could be taller (yes you could also have that giant disease)
ReplyDelete2- your hair could be shorter (I agree. you have the cute face)
3-there is no way for you to be skinner unless you had no boobz
4-you could read more (but hanging out with me is more fun)
5-you could be more talented (couldnt we all)
6-you could have a job (not currently, alli has like 9 degrees and no job)
7-you could love others more (but a little is enough for me)
8-your health could improve (not likely)
9-you could grow your nails out (me too, its stressful)
10-you could be less flirty (but then you would be you)
11-You could no more (even socrates said that)
12-you could make hastier decisions (i've got nothin)
13-you could not live off pepto (but then what will dad dumpster dive for?)
14-you could be where your suppose to be (who says you're not)
15-you could be patient (don't pray for that. bad choice there!)
16-you could eat that nasty chocolate penguin (or you could just vomit all over the bathroom)
wow this took forever to do
1-you could be taller (and have to marry Andre the Giant)
ReplyDelete2- your hair could be shorter (and you could look like an internment camp prisoner)
3-you could be skinner (see: internment camp prisoner)
4-you could read more (but I feel like you've probably read everything except the collective works of Anne Coulter *shiver*)
5-you could be more talented (but you're already the best when it comes to throwing up)
6-you could have a job (but honestly, who's going to hire someone who throws up all of the time, other than a sideshow...and not the summer one at that)
7-you could love others more (but I would rather be one of the special few)
8-your health could improve (or you could catch the plague)
9-you could grow your nails out (but they're already making a Wolverine movie)
10-you could be less flirty (but then me and Catherine would have to pick up the slack)
11-You could no more (Catherine used the incorrect form of the word)
12-you could make hastier decisions (but the last person in my mind who did that was Caesar...and you know how that turned out. I don't want to have to hear you say "et tu, Brenna?")
13-you could not live off pepto (but then how would Proctor and Gamble stay in business, you're really helping the economy)
14-you could be where your suppose to be (we all wish we were on some far off private island, indoors of course to shade our pasty skin, being fanned by Tahitian cabana boys)
15-you could be patient (that's the most loltastic suggestion yet)
16-you could eat that nasty chocolate penguin (those are endangered you know)
And this took like 5 seconds since I just copied and pasted Catherine's.
Guys. I love you bos very very much. <3
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