Lauren, you whore

I realize everyone is going for this, but maybe jumping on a trend is what I need to do more often. God knows that's precisely the reason I hate pizza.

Marianna still sucks. 11 years away from this hell hole has made me figure out I dig Central Florida better than any other place I've been to---minus Hawaii, but come on. That's just because I want to marry Duane Lee Chapman.

Catherine and I, after seeing a "Taken" movie trailer, can not figure out the difference between Liam Neeson and Ralph Fiennes.....







Don't even front like they aren't the same person. Have they ever been in a movie together? Because that would simply confuse me.