Today Mamsie is baking a "half black and half white" cake for the inauguration tomorrow.....until I informed her that Barack is only 6% "black" and is really 44% Arab-African. Dad said we should just throw a towel over it and the problem is solved.
You have to love politically incorrect parents. It's really no wonder why I turned out the way I did: TOTALLY awesome in every way imaginable.
The county is working on the railroad. Since there is only one road out of our ranch-community-thing, and that road is ironically a railroad--we get to stay at the ranch until 5 o' clock this evening. The only crappy thing about that is I needed to buy a toothbrush at Wal-Mart and now I'm stuck.
Who knew people worked on MLK, anyway? I thought that was a holiday that every manual laborer had off.
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